Four Simple Rules for Dating My Human Female, Page 5

PANEL 1

Close-up of Tuna's menacing eyes against a black background.

TUNA: "Number four, you no doubt will want to engage in sexual activities with her because you have not been neutered..."

PANEL 2

Calvin looks terrified, sweating, flanked by Tuna's intimidating presence on both sides.

TUNA: "...yet..."

PANEL 3

Caption: Moments later...

Rachel emerges from her room, dressed and ready to go.

RACHEL: "I'm ready to go, Calvin!"

PANEL 4

Rachel stands in the living room looking confused. The door is open. Tuna lounges on the couch.

RACHEL: "Eh?"

RACHEL: "Where'd he go?"

PANEL 5

Rachel looks disappointed while Tuna casually grooms himself on the couch.

TUNA: "It seems he suddenly lost control of his bladder and had to leave."

RACHEL: "I wonder why this keeps happening."

THE END

Naturally many of the gURLs commented that Tuna reminded them of their dads :p I wish I had had someone this protective of me when I went out in the world. Might have prevented me from having to make some of the bum decisions I did. It’s good to have someone who’s got your back, someone you can rely on when the chips are down. I didn’t have that.

Comments (Archived)

  1. pedestrian

    Having been on several sides of this issue, my general impression is:

    We are all deaf to good advice and everyone always believe that our individual POV is the only correct opinion.