Stupid Male Incident #26, Page 3

PANEL 1

RACHEL: "Nothing, huh?"

Label: "plotting revenge"

RACHEL: "Why don't you... help me pick out the perfect little black shirt to wear on my date!"

PANEL 2

Rachel stands excitedly in front of her massive collection of black t-shirts with various slogans:

  • "Hold Me"
  • "RUN!"
  • "POKE CHICK"
  • "Bow Down"
  • "Like MEOW"
  • "FEAR CHANGE"
  • "↑ LOOK UP"
  • "CLICK ME"
  • "HACKERS ARE CUTE"
  • "BORN TO DISCO"
  • "Subculture of One"

PANEL 3

SFX: NOOOOOOOOOO

Tuna screams in horror at the prospect.

PANEL 4

Rachel holds up two "LOVE ME" shirts.

RACHEL: "Which of these is more flattering?"

TUNA: "They're both black!"

RACHEL: "Should I go with a political or cynical statement? Either could scare him off..."

This page has every shirt she’s ever worn up till this comic–and then some! I love that Tuna doesn’t see the difference in them, “Who cares, they’re all black!”