PANEL 1
Rachel looks at a computer screen with Tuna while holding something. A Shirley Manson poster is visible in background.
TUNA: "But, it says here Kevin Smith is attending!"
RACHEL: "Kevin Smith! The creator of Dogma and Clerks!"
RACHEL: "You'll just have to sit this one out, Tuna. How many panties should I pack?"
PANEL 2
Rachel grins mischievously, showing cat ears.
RACHEL: "Oh, yeah! I need to get some condoms!"
PANEL 3
Tuna is shocked.
TUNA: "Wha-at?!"
PANEL 4
Rachel with cat ears daydreams.
RACHEL: "I'll be out of town, all alone..."
RACHEL: "...surrounded by strange, talented, young, male comickers..."
PANEL 5
Rachel smiles while Tuna questions her.
RACHEL: "You can never be too careful!"
TUNA: "You're going to have sex while you're out of town? I thought you were all about the chastity!"
PANEL 6
Rachel explains while wearing her "There is only one Manson, and her name is Shirley" shirt. A highway scene is shown.
RACHEL: "I know, but people act differently when they are out of town..."
RACHEL: "...among so many supple, young bodies..."
TUNA: "So, you're just going to throw years of saving yourself out the window?"