Always Pack Protection, Page 6

PANEL 1

Text: "Later..." Tuna finds Rachel in the feminine hygiene aisle holding Lexy's condom products.

TUNA: "There you are. I can't reach the fuzzy balls on the top shelf—"

TUNA: "What the heck are those?"

RACHEL: "They're condoms..."

PANEL 2

Rachel excitedly shows Tuna the products: Lexy's saniwipes, lube, and a vibrating ring.

RACHEL: "...from a woman's perspective! Look! Only three kinds to choose from!"

RACHEL: "You can also buy coordinating sani-wipes, lube and a vibrating ring!"

RACHEL: "Only three!"

PANEL 3

Tuna looks horrified.

TUNA: "You-you're accessorizing condoms??"

PANEL 4

Rachel debates her purchase while Tuna lectures her.

RACHEL: "Hmm... Do I want the vibrating ring? Maybe I should invest in sani-wipes instead? Cleanliness versus pleasure..."

TUNA: "How can you give in to this—this sexual commercialism?"

PANEL 5

Tuna continues berating Rachel.

TUNA: "You know how dangerous it is to have sex, even with protection!"

TUNA: "What about your ideals?"

TUNA: "Why are you giving in now?"

TUNA: "I thought you were better than that!"

You couldn’t buy the vibrating ring in Virginia. I had to go across the North Carolina border and buy mine in Mt. Airy. Was the ring worth this pilgrimage and the extra cost? Meh. It was a novelty more than anything. I guess I was never into vibrating things of any sort. They just make my skin feel prickly and numb, so I avoid them. But other people may have better reactions.

Comments (Archived)

  1. Lauren

    You should review the vibro ring on ReviewHat!

  2. Rachel the Great

    What IS review hat again?

    As for the vibrating ring, I never got much out of them. But I never get much out of vibrations anyway!