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TITLE: "Bush Gardens by Rachel Nabors Starring Rachel the Great"
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Bob approaches Rachel, who is wearing a "Born Shinto" shirt and holding a Big Sip cup. Sparrow stands nearby with a flower in her hair.
BOB: "Hey, Rachel."
BOB: "We're going to the grand opening of Heathton's new Water World tomorrow. You wanna come with?"
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Rachel looks skeptical.
RACHEL: "Gee, thanks, Bob. How considerate of you! I'd love to come."
RACHEL: "What's the catch?"
BOB: "You have to wear a swimsuit."
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Rachel punches Bob while wearing a "Born Shinto" shirt, with "You DIE!!" shown dramatically.
RACHEL: "Aha! You just want to see Sparrow and me in bikinis!"
BOB: "Well, it is a water park..."
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Bob explains while Rachel looks surprised. Bob wears a "DIE BUDDHIST" shirt.
BOB: "If you wear a thong, he'll pay your admission."
RACHEL: "What?"
FOOTNOTE: "Note: 'Born Shinto, die Buddhist' is a Japanese expression, not a remark of contempt for Buddhists."