Bush Gardens, Page 2

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At a clothing store. Rachel and Tuna shop for swimsuits.

TUNA: "Can we go home now?"

RACHEL: "Not until I find a bathing suit that both covers and flatters."

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Tuna holds up a bikini.

TUNA: "Fine. How about this one?"

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Rachel rejects the suggestion.

RACHEL: "No way. It has to have either a skirt or boyshorts."

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Tuna teases Rachel.

TUNA: "Why? Are you hiding something down there? A little cellulite, maybe?"

RACHEL: "Knock it off, Tuna!"

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Rachel notices something on a mannequin.

RACHEL: "Eh?"

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Rachel excitedly grabs a swimsuit from a sale rack.

RACHEL: "Holy cow! That's it! My dream suit!"

RACHEL: "Halter top! 67% OFF!! On sale!!!"

RACHEL: "Cherry print! Boyshorts!"

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Tuna holds up a leopard-print thong while Rachel looks unamused.

TUNA: "Ooh, ooh! I found something I like, too!"

RACHEL: "Tuna, I'm not buying you a leopard-print thong."

Scenes like this make me wonder how anyone ever mistook Tuna for a girl. (I guess I never did specify his gender.)

I had a swim suit much like this once. And I had the exact same problem with it! (As you’ll see on the next page!)

Now I wear an expensive swim top from Freya, which is built like a bra, and a skirt bottom that I got cheap at Sears. Keeps the girls in place, keeps my bottom covered. I’d prefer a one-piece, but they don’t make any for my cup size with skirts or shorts. Swim shorts are the best if you can get the kind that go half way down your leg like biker shorts. But for some reason designers think we all want to run around showing off our crotches when we go swimming! Seriously, show some imagination!

Comments (Archived)

  1. Joe K

    Tuna looks like he’s making a fanboy ref to Achewood: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01172002