Bush Gardens, Page 6

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Tuna teases Rachel. A lawnmower is shown as a visual metaphor.

TUNA: "You're just afraid to shave down there!"

RACHEL: "Am not!"

TUNA: "You already shave your legs! How hard can it be to trim the lawn?"

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Rachel explains while gesturing. A "no razor" sign is shown.

RACHEL: "No, no, no, Tuna. You can't just shave using any old razor. You have to wax."

TUNA: "Why?"

RACHEL: "Ingrown hairs. Razor-burn. Imagine me with a pubic four o'clock shadow."

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Tuna asks a question with a thought bubble showing hair growing back.

TUNA: "But, won't it grow back thicker if you wax?"

RACHEL: "No! That's only an illusion you get from razor shaving. Waxing lasts longer, too."

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Tuna is impressed by Rachel's knowledge.

TUNA: "Gee, for someone who doesn't want to wax, you sure know a lot about it."

RACHEL: "I've done my research! I ❤ my library!"

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Tuna makes a practical suggestion.

TUNA: "Then why don't you do it just this once? So you match your swimsuit. You can grow your pubes back and rebel against societal pressure later."

RACHEL: "Hmm... It can't be that awful..."

Famous last words.

Comments (Archived)

  1. Reese76

    I can relate to you pain. I lost a bet with my first college crush and had to go to a spa and get waxed, TOTALLY waxed front and back, NOT a fun afternoon, so some guys (Like Michael Phelps) DO wax, and it isnt gay, it is just painful.