Das Boots, Page 6

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Tuna protests dramatically, gesturing with arms outstretched.

TUNA: "But, those boots are so special to you!"

TUNA: "Think of all the memories!"

TUNA: "Remember when you kicked Bob so hard he had to go to the emergency room?"

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Rachel responds while Tuna reflects.

RACHEL: "Good times... He'll never have children thanks to those boots."

TUNA: "Amen to that."

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Rachel looks determined with her eyes closed.

RACHEL: "No, I'm taking Bootsie and Tootsie to Goodwill."

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A flashback shows someone excited to find the boots at a sale rack.

PERSON: "My size! And so cheap!"

RACHEL: "They're so big, some drag queen or goth boy will be very happy to find a pair of boots that fit."

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Tuna watches as a car drives away on a road, with a Goodwill donation bag visible in the foreground. A sign reads "FASCINATIONS! LOST!!!!"

TUNA: "How can she do this?"

I once drew a map of Nowhere, Virginia, the mountain town where Rachel the Great lived. All of the roads and locations had names that related to music. Rachel lived on Fascination Street, right off the Lost Highway, which is the name of a movie whose soundtrack was produced by Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails. Sometimes these details sneaked back into the comic without warning.

There was a Disenchanted Forest right next to the Enchanted Forest, and across the road were the Seven Seas of Rye. I had this vision of Rachel and Tuna on a great “field ship,” traversing said seas. It was part windmill, part steam engine and part clipper ship. I never made the comic because it seemed to fanciful, though. But to this day, I like to close my eyes and imagine Rachel and Tuna on the bow, dueting about challenging mighty titans and their troubadours.

This comic was originally published on gURL.com.