TITLE PANEL
Decorative title on floral background.
Title: Even Marilyn Monroe Had Cellulite
starring Rachel the Great by Rachel Nabors of SubcultureOfOne.com
PANEL 1
Rachel stands in workout clothes (sports bra and shorts) examining herself with concern. Tuna the cat sits nearby. A mirror shows the back view of Rachel's legs.
RACHEL: "What are all these dimples on my butt?"
TUNA: "I think it's called 'cellulite.' It has something to do with fat."
RACHEL: "How do I get rid of it?"
PANEL 2
Tuna gestures enthusiastically while Rachel looks uncertain.
TUNA: "Well, because it's related to fat, you should be able to exercise it off! I, Tuna P. Katz, am proud to offer you my services as a personal trainer!"
TUNA: "For a nominal fee, of course..."
PANEL 3
A TV or sign shows "CALL TODAY! 1-800-593" while Rachel and Tuna look at it. Tuna holds up what appears to be a fitness brochure.
RACHEL: "Well, I guess it's worth a try..."
