Even Marilyn Monroe Had Cellulite, Page 5

PANEL 1

An image shows Marilyn Monroe in her famous white dress pose, with cellulite visible on her thighs.

MARILYN: "Ooh my cellulite!"

TUNA: "Yep, even Marilyn Monroe had cellulite!"

Rachel looks content.

PANEL 2

Rachel sits on the couch wearing her "NOT A" t-shirt, smiling. Tuna looks up at her.

RACHEL: "Well, I'm still glad I exercised and worked out so much."

TUNA: "Why?"

PANEL 3

Rachel stands confidently near a Dance Dance Revolution pad, showing off her fit legs. Tuna looks surprised.

RACHEL: "Because now I can beat you at Dance Dance Revolution!"

TUNA: "You're on!"

THE END

It’s true that Marilyn Monrow had cellulite. She just did a very good job of hiding it. There are only a few beach photos of her, candidly taken, where you can see it.

So many girls wished that their cats could play DDR, too. This was a good ending, even if I totally messed up the perspective lines in that last panel (looks like a bad hallucination).