Four Simple Rules for Dating My Human Female, Page 4

PANEL 1

Tuna jumps aggressively at Calvin, who recoils in shock.

TUNA: "You heard me!"

TUNA: "If you're courting my human, there are a few things you have to get straight."

TUNA: "Number one, I'm the man of the house. Not you! Me!"

SFX: SCHUNK!

PANEL 2

Tuna stands with a pointer, presenting a chart labeled 'TUNA'S TERRITORY' showing furniture with circled areas marked 'KEEP OFF!!'

TUNA: "Number two, keep offa my stuff! Here is a chart of all my sleeping spots on the furniture."

PANEL 3

Tuna looks sternly at Calvin while gesturing to the chart.

TUNA: "You're not allowed to sit on any of the circled areas."

TUNA: "In fact, it'd probably be in your best interest if you sat on the floor."

PANEL 4

Close-up of Tuna's face looking intimidating, with a clock showing 9 o'clock in the background.

TUNA: "Number three, I expect you to bring my human home before nine every night."

“Tuna’s Terrortory.” Nobody caught that one!

The title for this comic was based on *8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, *which I never saw. But it starred David Spade, who I always wanted to do Tuna’s voice if Rachel the Great ever became a cartoon. Hey, it could still happen!

Comments (Archived)

  1. Lauren

    Reminds me so much of Dorian’s (my cat) jealousy when I first started dating Ramiro. He used to smack Ramiro around pretty badly, but eventually he grew to love him.