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Clarissa excitedly discusses her boyfriend Brad's gift plans while Rachel and Sparrow listen.
CLARISSA: "I know Brad's getting me jewelry."
CLARISSA: "He asked me if I like silver better than gold."
SPARROW: "What did you say?"
CLARISSA: "Diamonds, of course!"
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Sparrow looks confused.
SPARROW: "Bradley?"
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Rachel leans in, revealing uncomfortable information.
RACHEL: "The same Bradley who left a used condom on his car seat when he came to pick you up for the movies?"
SPARROW: "Yes, he forgot to clean up after he boinked Clarissa."
CLARISSA: "Well he had a good explanation for that..."
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Sparrow looks annoyed and hurt, while Clarissa looks uncomfortable.
SPARROW: "That's water under the bridge!"
SPARROW: "Stop shattering my illusion of happiness and desirability!"
CLARISSA: "Touchy..."
