Happy Halloween, Page 3

PAGE 3, PANEL 1

Rachel looks puzzled while Bob has a smug expression. Sparrow looks unimpressed.

RACHEL: "Then why is it called Halloween Night?"

BOB: "I think they put plastic spiders in the drinks."

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Rachel lies face down on the floor next to a boombox, hugging a magazine labeled "MUSCLES" with a muscular figure on the cover. Tuna stands next to her. A flashback image shows young Rachel crying with the caption "Why won't they come??"

TUNA: "Wow. You must be really bummed."

TUNA: "I haven't heard you play this much Pete Yorn since the year you found out no one around here trick-or-treats."

Small text: "She's eating her sorrows away."

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Rachel sits slumped against a wall with chip bags nearby, while Tuna sits next to her.

RACHEL: "Hmph. I've stopped bothering to put up so many decorations since then."

TUNA: "I didn't notice a difference."

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Close-up of Tuna looking thoughtful.

TUNA: "Poor girl. Every year she gets so worked up, but nobody here shares her love for Halloween. If only there were something I could do..."

Small text: "And if only she'd stop playing that depressing music!"

Pete Yorn music is like liquid depression–moreso even than Nine Inch Nails! At least Trent Reznor gets angry.