I Am Horny, Page 5

PAGE 5, PANEL 1

Sparrow responds casually while drinking from her Sparrow cup.

SPARROW: Oh, what, like being horny? I thought you were a lesbian.

RACHEL: I wish.

PAGE 5, PANEL 2

Rachel asks desperately.

RACHEL: How can I get over my urges?

PAGE 5, PANEL 3

Sparrow answers bluntly.

SPARROW: Screw somebody.

RACHEL: WHAT?!

PAGE 5, PANEL 4

Sparrow threatens Rachel mischievously.

SPARROW: Im telling Bob that you want to rip off his clothes like a raven-beast!

RACHEL: No, Sparrow! Not him!

SPARROW: You mean ravening beast.

PAGE 5, PANEL 5

Rachel makes a mental note.

RACHEL (thinking): Note to self: Destroy Sparrow.

PAGE 5, PANEL 6

A guy with spiky hair wearing a lightning bolt shirt approaches.

GUY: Hey there, Raaaaachel.

RACHEL: Here we go.

Rachel takes a big sip from her mug.

This was probably when the Rachel + Bob shipping started. I should never have implied Bob was interested in her.

Sparrow’s so cute when she’s being evil! Also, I’m so sorry I mangled Bob so badly in that final panel. Urf. Still learning to draw guys.

When this comic went up on gURL.com, many of the girls commented that Rachel should just get laid. But what do you do if there is no one worthy about? Seriously, I wouldn’t have touched the guys I grew up around with a ten foot pole. If I had been living next to an art academy, well…