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Rachel rants while holding a magazine.
RACHEL: All of these articles assume that youre either
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An angelic figure with wings and halo.
ANGEL: wearing a chastity belt...
ANGEL: I dont even masturbate!
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A devilish woman.
DEVIL: or serving as the town bicycle!
DEVIL: The only book I ever read was the Kama Sutra.
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Rachel gestures at her laptop showing question marks.
RACHEL: None of them tell you how to cope with overpowering lust and nymphomaniacal tendencies!
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Rachel looks dejected.
RACHEL: Im doomed.
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Tuna offers advice.
TUNA: Well, you could sublimate your desires into more productive pursuits.
RACHEL: Such as?
