Invisible Lipgloss, Page 1

TITLE PANEL

Shiny, glossy title text with a lipgloss wand.

Title: INVISIBLE LIPGLOSS

by Rachel Nabors, SubcultureofOne.com

PANELS 1-3

Three sequential panels showing Rachel applying clear lipgloss.

Panel 1: Rachel holds up a lipgloss wand, looking determined.

Panel 2: Rachel applies the clear gloss to her lips carefully.

Panel 3: Rachel smiles with her shiny glossed lips, wearing her usual black t-shirt.

PANEL 4

Rachel, wearing an "I'm just not that into you" t-shirt, approaches a young man with dark hair.

RACHEL: "So Bob, notice anything different today?"

Woah, Rachel is off model in that middle row of panels. Eesh. I must have been pressed for time.

Oh, I know what happened! I was in the middle of a messy break up and a bit distracted. Well, it wasn’t messy. It was really clean. Or, I tried to make it that way. Alas, no one told me that “I don’t want to be your girlfriend anymore” no longer means “we’re not going out anymore.” Life lesson learned? When you break up with someone, make sure you don’t actually see them for six months. Get out of town, avoid them, anything. Otherwise, he might insist that you “just need some time to think” to his friends and try to turn friendly visits into intimate dates. Grr.

Of course, I never put this life lesson to use because I married the very next guy I dated That’s life for ya!

Comments (Archived)

  1. Lauren

    Hah! I learned that lesson the hard way too.

    Thank God we don’t have to deal with DATING anymore, right?!