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The Anti-Cupid appears dramatically—a woman with wild light-colored hair, large black wings, and a dark corset. She poses powerfully against a radiating background.
ANTI-CUPID: "I'm the great and powerful Anti-Cupid, Destroyer of Infatuations and Smiter of Insignificant Others!"
WOMAN: "Ack!"
ANTI-CUPID: "Why have you called me?"
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The dark-haired woman looks confused and upset while talking to the Anti-Cupid.
WOMAN: "What the—? I asked for Cupid!"
ANTI-CUPID: "Yeah, well, I sort of killed cupid and had to take over the business a few years ago."
WOMAN: "You killed Cupid?"
ANTI-CUPID: "I, um, ran over him..."
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Continued conversation between the woman and the Anti-Cupid.
WOMAN: "Well can you help me find my soul mate?"
ANTI-CUPID: "No can do."
ANTI-CUPID: "I just break people up."
ANTI-CUPID: "I can't put them together."
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The woman looks distraught while the Anti-Cupid spreads her wings.
WOMAN: "This is so unfair! Everyone else gets hooked up, and even Cupid can't help me out."
ANTI-CUPID: "Anti-Cupid!"
ANTI-CUPID: "Why do you want to meet your true love anyway?"
