Lunch Box Aid, Page 2

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Tuna holds up donation items while Rachel looks pleased.

TUNA: So far youve already donated a much needed 179 dollars, a mixed tape, and an external hard drive to boot!

RACHEL: That one came from Rachels Mom.

RACHEL: Thanks guys!

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Tuna acts as operator while another black cat answers the phone.

TUNA: Operators are standing by to take your donations. Scroll to bottom of the page for more info!

OTHER CAT: Tuna, mail came.

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Tuna explains donation tiers.

TUNA: If each of you donated only 2 dollars, we could easily overcome these financial difficulties.

TUNA: Donate 10 dollars, and Ill force Rachel here to send you a drawing or mini-painting.

TUNA: A 100 dollar donation gets you an original piece artwork of your choice from Rachels gallery!

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Tuna opens mail while Rachel lurks menacingly behind.

TUNA: Oooh, it says here I just won ten million dollars!

RACHEL: Waitaminit, this is one of those Publishers Clearing House scams!

RACHEL: Ed McMahon, if youre out there, I will dance on your grave!

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Rachel goes into a full rant, looking increasingly unhinged.

RACHEL: Did it ever cross your minds to use that money to fund a scholarship or research in alternative energy? Or to buy a homeless guy lunch? Noooo, because you are self-absorbed, greedy gits! No matter how much crap you buy or how many people you step on, youre still nothing more than bipedal monkeys who will live only a hundred measley years! Then you will die! You will all die, just like the rest of us!

RACHEL: You are nothing more than a fart to the Universe!

RACHEL: And, to all the rich assholes in the world who can drop a thousand dollars on a designer handbag that was sewn by sweatshop workers for pennies like its nothing-- You people suck!

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Tuna tries to redirect.

TUNA: Rachel... Youre alienating the rich people... Who might make large donations...

TUNA: O-on with the comic!