Masturbators Anonymous, Page 2

PANEL 1

Tuna's eyes are visible peering around a doorway.

TUNA: "Rachel?"

PANEL 2

Three vertical panels showing Tuna's silhouette against a door, becoming more agitated.

TUNA: "Would you quit masturbating already?!"

PANEL 3

Rachel opens the bathroom door slightly, looking flushed and breathing heavily. Tuna sits outside.

RACHEL: "I'm not masturbating." huff huff

TUNA: "Yes, you are."

RACHEL: "No, I'm not." huff

TUNA: "Yes, you are."

RACHEL: "No, I'm not." huff

PANEL 4

Close-up of Tuna looking directly at the reader with an annoyed expression, dramatic speed lines radiating behind him.

TUNA: "You wore out the crotches of three pairs of panties last week! YES YOU ARE!"

I love the middle panel of denial. “No I’m not.” “Yes you are.” “No I’m not.” “Yes you are.” They’re like siblings.

And yes, you can wear out panties from masturbation. Why do you think girls need so many fancy panties and expensive trips to lingerie stores?

Comments (Archived)

  1. Rachel the Great

    I can’t get enough of Angry Tuna.