PANEL 1
Rachel stands confidently in a doorway, addressing a group. The night sky with stars is visible outside.
RACHEL: "Hello, my name is Rachel, and I'm a chronic masturbator!"
PANEL 2
A group of people sit in chairs at what appears to be a support group meeting. They look confused. There's a bald man, a bearded man, and others.
BEARDED MAN: "Lady, this is Alcoholics Anonymous."
PANEL 3
Rachel speaks to a man in a suit who looks skeptical. A woman with curly hair stands nearby.
RACHEL: "I know, but I really need help. I thought maybe I could do the twelve steps, only with masturbation."
MAN IN SUIT: "Why would you want to quit masturbating?"
CURLY-HAIRED WOMAN: "You're lucky you still can.*"
FOOTNOTE
*Alcohol abuse can wreak havoc on your sex life.