No more Mr. “Nice Guy,” Please! Page 3

PANEL 1

The dark-haired man with glasses smiles warmly as the long-haired woman looks lovingly at another man standing behind her. Hearts float around her head.

NARRATOR: A nice guy is happy when you find a new someone special.

PANEL 2

The light-haired man has an angry, explosive tantrum, pointing accusingly at the curly-haired woman who looks distressed.

NARRATOR: A "nice guy" throws a self-righteous hissy fit.

"NICE GUY": "How dare you start seeing someone who's not me!"

"NICE GUY": "I bought you a smoothie and watched Save the Last Dance with you!"

WOMAN: "Uhh... you said we were just friends?"

PANEL 3

The "nice guy" sits at a diner booth looking sullen and angry. Across from him, Rachel (a tall woman with dark hair wearing a "Subculture of One" t-shirt) sits with Tuna, an orange cat, looking unimpressed.

NARRATOR: Above all, only "nice guys" will openly call themselves a nice guy.

"NICE GUY": "I don't get it. I'm a nice guy! Women suck!"

Rachel and Tuna exchange knowing glances. A single sweat drop appears on Rachel.

RACHEL: "Not another one."

RACHEL: "I'll get the tar if you get the feathers!"

Tuna holds a mug that says "I ♥ Me"

THE END

Large stylized text at the bottom reads: "The End"

And this was the last Rachel the Great comic posted on gURL.com Thanks for reading! In a few days, I’ll start re-posting all the non-Rachel the Great comics, like *A Brief History of Grifonton *and the Olivia Bryce series. For the boys who think they should act like jerks to get the laydeez:

It swings both ways. How do you think Sparrows come to be?

Comments (Archived)

  1. Madeira

    Best niceguyTM parody ever.

  2. Luna

    We need more! Pleeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeewe