Noisy Nabors, Page 1

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Noisy Nabors

A real life adventure of Rachel "the Great" Nabors!

By Rachel Nabors Subculture of One SubcultureofOne.com

PANEL 1

An apartment building at night with Rachel's room indicated on an upper floor.

RACHEL: "I just moved into an apartment in the city, but it comes at a price..."

RACHEL: "My sanity!"

PANEL 2

Rachel lies in bed, exhausted and unable to sleep. Her pillow has a sheep pattern.

RACHEL: "The people upstairs are still partying..."

RACHEL: "It's four in the morning on Monday, jeez!"

PANEL 3

Rachel sits up in bed, frustrated.

RACHEL: "I call the police every time, but it doesn't change anything!"

PANEL 4

Close-up of Rachel's frustrated face.

PANEL 5

Rachel in her sheep-patterned pajamas, feeling defeated. The background has a dreamy sheep pattern.

RACHEL: (thinking) "I really ought to do something, but I am already in my pajamas."

RACHEL: "What can I do? I can't live like this."

RACHEL: "When will I sleep?"

RACHEL: "And they're ruining Ace of Base for me!"

That opening shot is a bitmapped shot of the building I moved into. Those windows are in fact part of the Glorified Closet I rented out!

I love that some readers got my Professor Farnsworth jammies. (It’s a quote from Futurama.)

Comments (Archived)

  1. Senyah

    I need some pajamas like that. Maybe then when I’m on a break from school my mom won’t keep waking me up, passing my baby brothers’ bedroom, to make me take them to the bathroom. I mean come on! She has to pass their room AND the bathroom to get to me. Life is not fair.