Noisy Nabors, Page 2
A small stroke of genius (or madness) that occurred to me at 5am: If they are partying all night, they must be sleeping all day. If I want them to sleep at night and be quiet, I just need to keep them up. I work from home all day and enjoy Industrial music, so this was no problem.
I was also sleeping on an inflatable mattress. Or on a big pillow on the floor. It was a really tiny, tiny closet with windows I was renting. A bed would not have fit. Plus, I had no car. How would I have gotten it there?
You could have gotten your elephant from your 4th dimensional pocket to carry it for you. Doesn’t everyone have one?
“There is no problem that Cannot be solved by the application of high explosives…” Gunnery Sargent Boddette, USMC E.O.D.