PANEL 1
Caption box: That morning, as soon as the noises fade...
Rachel positions speakers pointing upward at the ceiling.
RACHEL: "Better point the speakers up to keep from disturbing the people below!"
PANEL 2
Rachel sits by her stereo with the bass boost on, listening to opera. Musical notes fill the air.
RADIO: "You're listening to NPR's live broadcast of the ♭ Barber of Seville as performed at the ♪ Met!"
Hours upon hours of opera!
RACHEL: "Play it just loud enough..."
RACHEL: "...to keep them awake!"
RACHEL: "It's educational and vindictive!"
PANEL 3
Rachel stands triumphantly by her CD collection, wearing a "VOTE FOR RACHEL" shirt and fishnet stockings.
RACHEL: "And it's daytime, too, so they can't call the police like I do!"
RACHEL: "Let's see what I have for today's soundtrack."
RACHEL: "Project Pitchfork, loud German Industrial!"
RACHEL: "Nine Inch Nails, Andersmanga, Rammstein!"
*Her CD collection is labeled "Rachel's CDs - NO TOUCHING!"