Paps Fear, Page 4

PANEL 1

The Doctor holds up a gloved hand while Rachel lies on the exam table.

DOCTOR: "Nurse, LUBE!"

SFX: SCHLUP

PANEL 2

The Doctor brandishes a speculum triumphantly while Rachel looks alarmed.

DOCTOR: "Speculum!"

RACHEL: "Eek!"

PANEL 3

The Doctor examines a speculum while speaking to the nurse.

DOCTOR: "Nurse, get me a size a smaller!"

DOCTOR: "You must be a virgin!"

PANEL 4

The nurse holds a speculum while the Doctor issues another order.

DOCTOR: "Nurse, please warm the speculum."

PANEL 5

Rachel recoils from the cold speculum.

RACHEL: "Agh, so cold!"

PANEL 6

Rachel recoils again, this time from heat.

RACHEL: "That's too hot!!"

PANEL 7

Wide panel showing the full scene - Rachel on the exam table with the Doctor standing between her legs, and the Nurse looking apologetic.

DOCTOR: "Whoops! Sorry!"

RACHEL: "Are you trying to torture me?"

Everything that could go wrong with a pap smear is going wrong in this comic.

That look in the first panel is priceless. You need that image for* something.* Here. I cut it out for you. (No hot-linking please.)

The terrifying part is that someone, somewhere, out there, is getting off on this storyline right now. Oh I have seen the “medical play” section of the Stockroom catalog. The mere memory makes it hard for me not to burst out laughing when I visit the doctor.