PAGE 3, PANEL 1
The Anti-Cupid gets frustrated and yells at the man.
ANTI-CUPID: "You're wasting my time!"
ANTI-CUPID: "I'm not interested! Geez!"
PAGE 3, PANEL 2
The Anti-Cupid realizes the couple she was targeting has left. The park bench is now empty, and in the distance, the couple walks away over a bridge.
ANTI-CUPID: "No! They're gone! You made me miss my target!"
PAGE 3, PANEL 3
The Anti-Cupid's wing sweeps dramatically across the panel as she berates the man.
ANTI-CUPID: "Because of you that girl is doomed to six months of depression and anguish!"
ANTI-CUPID: "They're going to break up tomorrow after having sex for the first time!"
MAN: "Umm... So?"
SFX: "FFFFFFFF!"
PAGE 3, PANEL 4
The man looks confused while the Anti-Cupid glares menacingly.
MAN: "Hey, what gives?"
ANTI-CUPID: "For once I wish my arrows could end lives, not just relationships."
FOOTER: "Copyright 2007 Rachel Nabors - More comics at SubcultureofOne.com"
I wish I had her bow. Then I could enjoy shooting people without actually going to jail.