Pokémon Mistress, Page 3

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Large text reads GAME START!

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The guy looks confused at his Gameboy while Rachel concentrates on hers.

GUY: No! What did you do to my dragon-creature-thingie?

RACHEL: You mean your Dragonite?

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Rachel is commanding her Pokemon while the guy struggles.

RACHEL: Xatu, stop bonking yourself on the head! Pull yourself together, man!

GUY: Just wait till I kill-- Shut up.

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Two onlookers have gathered. A blonde guy notices his friend Bob playing.

BLONDE GUY: Bob? Are you playing Pokemon? Oh my gawd, I cant believe it!

BOB (the dark-haired guy): Im trying to get laid here.

Rachel prays to a small Jesus figure.

RACHEL: Jesus, Id better win!

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BLONDE GUY: Youd better!

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The small Jesus figure speaks.

JESUS: Jesus? Youre not the only one who plays Pokemon. Make me proud.

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Rachel looks touched by Jesuss support.

RACHEL: If I win, I promise to reconsider whether or not I believe in you.

RACHEL: Thanks for your support, Jesus.

JESUS: Aww, thanks

Bet you never knew Jesus plays Pokémon.

And so just now Rachel’s starting to worry about Bob’s intentions? She must have been very certain of herself.

And Xatus rock. That is all.

Comments (Archived)

  1. Kayla, Aspie Information Droid

    Xatus are awesome. The design is just so cool. It somehow reminds me of Sai from Naruto (who is a wonderful and underrated character who could or could not theoretically have some form of Autism, BTW.) Also, Xatus have been known to see through time. You know who would want a Xatu as a Pokémon? THE DOCTOR.

    So, yes. Xatus do rock.