PANEL 1
Rachel sits alone in a bus seat wearing her "Road Princess" shirt, looking sad with a stuffed crow on her bag. A cute boy with a Trent Reznor t-shirt and two women sit nearby.
TEXT BOX: "But, sitting alone can be, well..."
TEXT BOX: "...lonely."
PANEL 2
A ticket stub shows "Rachel's Super Secret Bus Technique: PICK AND CHOOSE"
Rachel watches through binoculars as passengers board the bus.
TEXT BOX: "If it looks like a lot of people are getting on the bus, you might have to give up your extra seat."
PANEL 3
Rachel walks through the bus aisle, evaluating potential seatmates. An old woman with glasses, young women, and a creepy-looking man are shown.
TEXT BOX: "Try to pick out a nice seating partner ahead of time."
TEXT BOX: "Old women are usually a safe bet, but beware! Old women sometimes wear diapers!"
TEXT BOX: "Girls and young women are also good choices."
TEXT BOX: "Just don't get stuck next to a creep!"