Rachel the Great’s Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate, Page 1

TITLE PANEL

Title card reading "rachel the great's TOP 10 reasons to masturbate" with subtitle "by Rachel Nabors SubcultureofOne.com"

Rachel is shown with her characteristic red hair, and her black cat Tuna appears in the corner.

PANEL 1: #10

Caption: "#10 It's a good way to explore your body."

Rachel is dressed as a safari explorer with a pith helmet and binoculars, peering through bushes.

RACHEL: "Look! We've spotted the elusive clitoris! Let's sneak in for a closer look!"

PANEL 2: #9

Caption: "#9 It helps you get to sleep."

Rachel is sleeping peacefully in bed with a satisfied expression, tucked under blankets. Tuna the cat watches from the corner.

SFX: SNORE

Rachel murmurs in her sleep: "MmPmmmPm... Reznor... FPmmmzz... Hawking..."

PANEL 3: #8

Caption: "#8 It elevates your mood with happy chemicals."

A TV is showing disturbing news.

TV: "...more people horribly died in combat today when an explosive..."

Rachel walks away from the TV with a determined expression.

RACHEL: "I'll be in my room. Do not disturb me."

Tuna watches as Rachel leaves.

This begins what is now known as my legacy: Three comics in a row about masturbation! They won me the Second Annual Nerdlinger Award for Best Trifecta of Comics About Masturbation (the Hat-Trick Vajay Award).” (Seriously, that’s what it says on the bottle–the Nerdlinger is a bottle of beer with your award taped to it.)

“Jungle Adventure Rachel” is adorable, chasing down a gigantic yoni.

Comments (Archived)

  1. Carolyn Cordon

    Very good reasons, well done.