Rachel the Great’s Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate, Page 2

PANEL 1: #7

Caption: "#7 It relieves sexual tension."

Rachel is at what appears to be a business meeting or conference, looking flustered and fanning herself.

RACHEL: "Is it me, or is it hot in here?"

She gets up from the table, looking disheveled.

RACHEL: "I need to be excused!"

SFX: SPLOOT

A man with glasses watches her leave.

PANEL 2: #6

Caption: "#6 It relieves stress."

Rachel is on what appears to be a game show or quiz show, standing at a podium with a microphone. Tuna the cat is visible nearby. She looks nervous and is sweating.

HOST (off-panel): "Is that your final answer?"

RACHEL: "I'll get back to you in five minutes..."

A women's restroom sign is visible in the background, suggesting where she's heading.

PANEL 3: #5

Caption: "#5 It relieves headaches."

Rachel is holding her head in pain, grimacing.

A 1950s-style woman appears (possibly a TV commercial parody) with a polka dot dress and pearl necklace.

1950S WOMAN: "You need Giuseppe's Ultra Strength Aspirin™!"

RACHEL: "No, I need an orgasm."

PANEL 4: #4

Caption: "#4 It reduces cramps."

Rachel is relaxing in a bathtub, reading a book and looking content.

RACHEL: "Masturbating during the Crimson Wave can be messy, so I do it in the bath tub with a good book!"

Orgasms are really good for relieving headaches and cramps. Something about the chemicals released and the sudden drop in blood pressure.

Some commentors noticed that Rachel was reading a Harry Potter book in the bath tub. Apparently *Harry Potter *in the bathtub is a common occupation for ladies suffering the effects of the Crimson Wave. It’s clean, comforting, and fun. Why not?