Rachel the Great’s Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate, Page 3

PANEL 1: #3

Caption: "#3 It helps reduce the world's population. Partnerless sex means zero chance of pregnancy."

Rachel stands in front of the Earth/moon, wearing a black t-shirt that reads "Save the Earth: masturbate"

PANEL 2: #2

Caption: "#2 It's the safest sex you'll ever have."

A sleazy-looking man with dark hair approaches Rachel on the street.

SLEAZY MAN: "Hey, baby! You lookin' for a good time?"

RACHEL: "Shyeah, right."

Rachel walks away dismissively.

RACHEL: "I'll save myself a trip to the doctor and use my right hand."

PANEL 3: #1

Caption: "#1 it feels good" decorated with hearts

Rachel is shown with a dreamy, blissful expression, eyes closed, imagining romantic scenarios. A cupid figure floats in a thought bubble. Tuna the cat watches from among some flowers.

PANEL 4: THE END

Tuna the black cat lies contentedly, surrounded by hearts.

TEXT: "Masturbation is good for you! Don't be afraid to pet your pussy!"

Caption: "the end"

Copyright © 2007 Rachel Nabors

The male in panel 2 looks like Voltaire the musician. I was trying to go for Snidely Whiplash, but this is what I got instead.

The point of all these masturbation comics is: it’s safe, there’s nothing wrong with it, you’re not a freak, and it has minimal consequences on your life, so have at it!

I remember feeling like a total freak when I hit sexual maturity. I didn’t realize something I’d been doing since I was a baby was sexual, and I worried maybe there was something wrong with me or I was doing it too much, blah blah blah, angst angst. I just wish someone could have patted me on the back and said, “No worries!”

Comments (Archived)

  1. xero

    you forgot one important one (for guys) it reduces the chances of prostate cancer if you masturbate at least once a week

  2. cutegurly

    no, this is meant for girls!!