PANEL 1
Tuna returns, looking disoriented and dramatic.
TUNA: "Oh man... Where was I?"
TUNA: "It was cold and empty and boring... and..."
RACHEL: "It's okay, Tuna. You're back in the comic now."
PANEL 2
Tuna angrily confronts Rachel.
TUNA: "Don't ever write me out of the story again!"
PANEL 3
Rachel reassures Tuna while the author's note explains the joke.
RACHEL: "Don't worry. You're here to stay."
TUNA: "Or else your fan club has promised to murder me!"
AUTHOR'S NOTE
You didn't actually think I would change my style, did you? The concerned feedback I got over this late April Fool's joke was overwhelming. I think I know how Orson Welles must have felt after War of the Worlds was broadcast on radio. I don't think I need to tell you guys to stay true to yourselves, because hundreds of you already told me!
This whole comic set was a gimmick spun off a cut from my initial draft of The Self Doubt Fairy. There was no women's comics convention, and as I stated at the start of these comics, the characters don't exist. Sometimes I toy with the idea of drawing more realistic comics, but I'd never do it in response to peer pressure.
TUNA: "That would be silly!"
BOB: "Why don't I ever get the girl??"
The End!
He’ll never get the girl. He should give up. In a way I’m like Bob’s self-doubt fairy. Mwa ha ha!
Bob, you don’t get the girl because…you…umm…Because you’re Bob.