Return of the Anti-Cupid, Page 10
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Title: "THE REJECT"
NARRATION: "The Reject can't get a date."
NARRATION: "He's tried and tried, but girls keep turning him down."
A nervous-looking guy with glasses and messy hair.
REJECT: "Is it my turn?"
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Various examples of why someone might be a "Reject" are shown.
NARRATION: "It could be because he isn't in top physical condition."
(illustration of overweight guy)
NARRATION: "Or maybe he has poor hygiene."
(illustration of guy with stink lines)
NARRATION: "It could even be something as tiny as a different shade of skin!"
(illustration of guy with dark skin looking sad)
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A Reject approaches a woman while she rejects him.
NARRATION: "Some Rejects build up a resistance to rejection!"
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Happy examples of nice Rejects.
NARRATION: "Compared to the Egotist and the Crazy Guy, though, the Reject is pretty nice and normal."
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At a Goodwill-style thrift store ("SALE - All boys must go!"), a woman finds a nice guy.
NARRATION: "Not all Rejects are bad. Anybody who shops at Goodwill knows there are some major deals to be had by sorting through society's discards."
A woman finds a guy in an "EMO" shirt.
WOMAN: "Ooh, I can't believe someone threw you out!"
Emo boys in Goodwill bins are adorable.