Return of the Anti-Cupid, Page 5

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The Anti-Cupid introduces herself dramatically, wings spread, broken hearts floating in the background.

ANTI-CUPID: "I am the Anti-Cupid, destroyer of love, crusher of crushes, squisher of hearts!"

GUY: "Why are you dressed like that?"

ANTI-CUPID: "Hands off the wings, boy."

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The Anti-Cupid speaks to a woman with light hair.

ANTI-CUPID: "I'm here to help you understand why nice girls like her end up with assholes like that."

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The Anti-Cupid explains her role, flying in the air.

ANTI-CUPID: "I know why relationships go bad. Heck, sometimes I give them a little push off that cliff."

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A scroll appears revealing a contract clause.

ANTI-CUPID: "But there's a clause in my contract. Each year I have to get x-number of people together in order to retain my powers."

“I am the Anti-Cupid, destroyer of love, crusher of crushes, squisher of hearts!” I delight in these words.

Comments (Archived)

  1. Takaal

    Oh, heavens. I might need an Anti-Cupid tshirt some day. (Right after I figure out the design for my “I am the Eternal Spirit of Don’t Go To Law School” shirt.)

  2. williamthebloody

    i am a huge fan of the Anti-Cupid design. and of how you draw wings!

  3. Rachel the Great

    Thanks! I love drawing her wings.

  4. Senyah

    Hmm. Maybe I should try some anti-cupiding of my own the next time V-day rolls around.