PAGE 8, PANEL 1
Rita cries while her friends comfort her.
RITA: "I'm hideous. No one will ever love me!"
FRIEND 1: "That's not true!"
FRIEND 2: "You're beautiful!"
FRIEND 3: "Oh yeah? How come you guys always have dates, and I never do?"
PAGE 8, PANEL 2
The Anti-Cupid explains the dynamic to Jeremy.
ANTI-CUPID: "Timid males like you wouldn't dare approach a Swan because you're afraid of feeling inferior or that she's going to reject you."
JEREMY: "HEY!"
PAGE 8, PANEL 3
The Anti-Cupid explains what happens when only certain types approach the "Swan."
ANTI-CUPID: "For that reason, Swans frequently fall for the first guy to show them attention."
A woman with hearts around her says:
WOMAN: "Oh my God, you think I'm pretty??"
PAGE 8, PANEL 4
Three categories of guys who approach beautiful women are listed with illustrations:
ANTI-CUPID: "Usually, these males fall into one of three categories:"
THE EGOTIST - (confident-looking guy)
THE CRAZY GUY - (intense-looking guy)
THE REJECT - (awkward-looking guy with acne)
Hey. I happen to have an enormous ego. And many people think that I’m hot, which of course I am.
Ego increasing in size