Return of the Anti-Cupid, Page 9

PAGE 9, PANEL 1

Title: "THE EGOTIST"

A smug-looking guy in a white jacket poses confidently.

EGOTIST: "I know. I am so incredible."

PAGE 9, PANEL 2

NARRATION: "The Egotist thinks he's great and that he deserves the best. He always gets what he wants."

NARRATION: "After all, who could resist someone so wonderful as himself?"

NARRATION: "He courts Rita because she makes him look good, not because he feels anything for her."

An illustration shows the Egotist at "Senior Prom" posing for photos with Rita.

EGOTIST: "Wait, can we get my car in this shot?"

PAGE 9, PANEL 3

Title: "THE CRAZY GUY"

NARRATION: "The Crazy Guy is, well, crazy. He doesn't have as many inhibitions as other guys, which makes him dangerous. He can also be obsessive."

A creepy-looking guy stares intensely.

CRAZY GUY: "Y-your skin is pretty."

PAGE 9, PANEL 4

The Crazy Guy shows a sketchbook full of drawings while Rita looks disturbed.

CRAZY GUY: "I have been drawing you every day for the past five years..."

RITA: "Did you follow me on summer vacation?!"

(I have dated all of these guys, by the way. At the time, I did not realize I was writing about myself.)

Comments (Archived)

  1. Senyah

    Hey. I remember I went out with a crazy guy. He “disappeared” after I taking my clothes to make a life sized doll of me. Never mess with a girl’s favorite knee high socks and her cashmere sweater. ^_^