TITLE
SPARROW'S MOVE
By Rachel Nabors
SubcultureofOne.com
The title is displayed within a film strip frame, featuring an illustration of a sparrow bird on the left and a blonde woman (Sparrow) with a heart necklace on the right.
PANEL 1
Inside a movie theater lobby. Rachel stands next to a blonde woman (Sparrow) who is wearing a plaid shirt. A poster for "An Inconvenient Truth" is visible on the wall. A person is visible in the background.
RACHEL: "God, I hope this movie doesn't suck."
SPARROW: "Hey, you said you were bored."
RACHEL: "You're lucky I'm taking you to see any movie, so don't complain about which one!"
Sparrow looks nervous, wearing a "♡ me ♡ my p..." shirt (cut off).
SFX: Hunk!
PANEL 2
Rachel looks apologetic while talking to Sparrow. A small inset panel shows a menacing cat with claws extended.
RACHEL: "Heeey... I'm sorry my cat attacked you when you came over."
SPARROW: "He tried to give me a vasectomy."
RACHEL: "Th-that's just his way of showing affection!"
