Stupid Male Incident #1, Page 17

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Rachel vents her frustration while Tuna listens.

RACHEL: What kind of idiot male would ignore her personality flaws just because of her sex appeal?

TUNA: Surprisingly many...

RACHEL: It makes me hate the opposite sex for being so pathetic and gullible.

Rachel wears an I Hate You t-shirt.

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Tuna tries to be encouraging.

TUNA: Cmon, Rachel. Most males think with their dicks, but not all of them.

TUNA: One day youll learn that there are nice guys out there.

TUNA: Some day therell be this knight on a shining white horse...

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Rachel remains skeptical.

RACHEL: Easy for you to say. In the mean time, I get treated like a non-person whenever Sparrows within a hundred yard radius of me.

TUNA: No helping that.

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Caption: The next day...

At the diner, Rachel reads the Nowhere Gazette newspaper.

RACHEL: It says here that in Indonesia masturbation is punishable with decapitation.

TUNA: Woah. Remind me not to vacation there.

A small note reads: Must be Catholics. Rachels shirt reads If you value your life STOP TALKING, and she has an I heart 80s badge.

I used to hate it when people would tell me “one day you’ll meet someone who…” I still think that is the lamest ever thing you can say to someone to try to make them feel better. Rely on yourself, not some magical knight in the sky!

And, yes, a big bush is considered a sign of fertility in some cultures! Later on I expanded upon this Bush Gardens.

Ridiculous Trivia Fun: That article on the the front page of the Nowhere Gazette shows a picture of the Nice Old Woman holding a chicken and reads “Chicken Fun.”