Stupid Male Incident #1, Page 2

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Tuna stands on Rachels sleeping body, trying to wake her.

TUNA: Wakey wakies, Rachel! Time to feed your precious kitty!

RACHEL: SNORE

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Close-up of Tunas eyes, looking determined.

TUNA: Time for drastic measures.

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Tuna raises a paw with claws extended threateningly over Rachel.

TUNA: How about a nice back massage... With claws!

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Tuna holds up a fishbowl with a goldfish.

TUNA: Im eating your goldfish!

Rachel continues sleeping, dreaming.

RACHEL: Mmmm... Yummy bacon!

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Tuna sits on Rachels favorite silk chiffon scarf, shedding fur.

TUNA: Im shedding on your favorite silk chiffon scarf!

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Tuna holds up an eyeliner.

TUNA: Was that your overpriced Anna Sui eyeliner? Oops!

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Tuna turns on a radio blasting country music.

RADIO: WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

TUNA: Its that horrible country station you hate!

RADIO: WAH WAH WAH WAH

This hearkens all the way back to the first Rachel and Tuna comic ever. I wasn’t that bad about waking up, really. But it was a cheap gag.

Tuna would, however, at 5am, sneak into my room and start knocking my art supplies onto the floor and batting them around. I had to keep everything locked up so he wouldn’t mess things up. It was only after he died that my comicking really took off, partly because I could leave my tools out overnight. Sad but true