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Title card reads "Stupid Male Incident #169" by Rachel Nabors.
Scene shows a coffee shop interior with a barista visible through a window. Bob sits at the counter looking dejected while Rachel stands nearby.
RACHEL: "Gee, Bob, what's eating you?"
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Close-up of Bob looking wistful, wearing a "HACKERS ARE CUTE" shirt.
BOB: "I wish I had a girlfriend."
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Rachel leans in eagerly.
RACHEL: "Maybe I can help!"
BOB: "What're you looking for?"
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Rachel puts her arm around Bob's shoulder.
RACHEL: "Back on the market so soon?"
BOB: "Uh-huh..."
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Close-up of Rachel smiling thoughtfully.
RACHEL: "Smart, funny, sexy. You know."