Stupid Male Incident #169, Page 1

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Title card reads "Stupid Male Incident #169" by Rachel Nabors.

Scene shows a coffee shop interior with a barista visible through a window. Bob sits at the counter looking dejected while Rachel stands nearby.

RACHEL: "Gee, Bob, what's eating you?"

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Close-up of Bob looking wistful, wearing a "HACKERS ARE CUTE" shirt.

BOB: "I wish I had a girlfriend."

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Rachel leans in eagerly.

RACHEL: "Maybe I can help!"

BOB: "What're you looking for?"

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Rachel puts her arm around Bob's shoulder.

RACHEL: "Back on the market so soon?"

BOB: "Uh-huh..."

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Close-up of Rachel smiling thoughtfully.

RACHEL: "Smart, funny, sexy. You know."

The first in a series of Stupid Male Incidents. Their numbering has no bearing on the storyline, whatsoever. I just picked random numbers to indicate that there were a long list of them out there somewhere.