Stupid Male Incident #169, Page 4

PAGE 4, PANEL 1

A blonde woman in a "LOOK at ME" crop top enters energetically.

BLONDE: "Hiiiiieeeeee!"

SFX: SLAM

CAPTION: "...you worthless underlings."

PAGE 4, PANEL 2

Rachel gives an "I told ya so" look while Bob's eyes turn into X marks (lovesick). The blonde woman is in the background.

RACHEL: (holding "I told ya so" look sign)

BOB: "Oh, Sparrow! Would you go to the game with me?"

PAGE 4, PANEL 3

Sparrow flips her hair dismissively.

SPARROW: "hmph"

SPARROW: "NO"

PAGE 4, PANEL 4

Bob whimpers pathetically, sniffling.

SFX: "Whimper"

SFX: "sniffle"

PAGE 4, PANEL 5

Someone (likely Sparrow) looks around confused.

PERSON: "Eh? Where did Rachel go?"

PAGE 4, PANEL 6

Rachel walks away wearing a cape, looking villainous.

RACHEL: "Back to my lair where I will plot your eventual demise."

CAPTION: "END"

And here you see the emergence of the Rachel-Bob-Sparrow relationship dynamic. At this point, Rachel is still friendly with Bob, even if she thinks he’s a dolt (and he quite often acts like one). Sparrow has shown herself as the self-concerned center of Bob’s attention.

I actually had that cape. It was burgundy fleece, and I sewed it myself. It was so snuggly!

Comments (Archived)

  1. Lady Obvious

    DX Oh Rachel..if you wanted a date that bad why didn’t you ask Bob? :/ It’s not like he’s gonna bite.

    Ok he’d sit there stunned for a few seconds cuz Rachel asked him. X3 But he probably wouldn’t have told her no.

    I wonder why she never thought of that? Lol. X3

  2. sassynaps

    I was so obsessed with your comics back in my early teens!! I stayed on gugrl.com for hours!