TITLE
Title: "Stupid Male Incident #26 - The Conversation Nazi"
Small illustration shows Rachel talking while a man says "blah blah blah"
PANEL 1
Rachel and Chris sit at a cafe table with a candle. Rachel wears an "I didn't do it!" shirt and looks really nervous.
RACHEL: "So, umm, Chris... What's your job like?"
CHRIS: "What? Working at Pets Conglomerated?"
Label: "really nervous"
PANEL 2
Rachel smiles encouragingly.
RACHEL: "Yeah, tell me about it!"
PANEL 3
Chris launches into a monologue while Rachel waits.
CHRIS: "Well, I have to clean the cages every day and restock the dog food. And, I have to work with this girl, Sindy. She's freaky."
RACHEL: "Cool!"
*Arrow pointing to Rachel: "expects him to ask about her job"
