Stupid Male Incident #32, Page 1

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Title: "Stupid Male Incident #32" with your host Rachel the Great!

PANEL 1

Rachel (in "DON'T TOUCH ME" shirt) and Sparrow stand with Bob, a guy with spiky dark hair.

BOB: "Why are you two the only girls in the county who haven't gone out with me?"

PANEL 2

Rachel lists his flaws while Bob looks bored, with "blah blah blah" and "zzz" indicating his boring car talk.

RACHEL: "Gee, Bob, could it have anything to do with the fact that you talk about cars nonstop?"

PANEL 3

RACHEL: "Or is it that you have no dreams or plans for the future?"

BOB: "I'm gonna live at home forever!"

PANEL 4

A tiny Rachel stands next to Bob who towers over her.

RACHEL: "Or maybe it's because you know nothing of chivalry and take no perceived interest in your date beyond whether or not she's wearing a thong."

RACHEL: "Uff! Little help here?"

PANEL 5

Bob poses proudly with wavy stink lines emanating from him.

RACHEL: "And, if you don't smell like pot, you reek of alcohol."

BOB: "Ta-da!"

I hate on thongs a lot if you haven’t noticed. I guess they’re like heels: either you can wear ‘em or you can’t.

Bob is a Worst Case Scenario Guy: an irresponsible user, self-absorbed, egotistical, and nothing to show for it. He has no real interest in women as people, just as things he can acquire or conquer. He is my straw man, and he has served me well.

This is also the first appearance of Rachel’s “Big Sip” tea mug! I wish you could actually get these at coffee shops. I always ask for a bottomless pitcher of chai, and I never get one