Stupid Male Incident #5, Page 1

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Title: Stupid Male Incident number 5

By Rachel Nabors, SubcultureofOne.com

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At the diner, a waitress is eating ice cream seductively while a guy watches from the background with XXX thought bubbles.

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Tuna comments to the guy while he freaks out.

TUNA: Hey, if you think thats hot, you should watch her eat fried chicken!

GUY: Oh, my GAWD! A talking cat?!

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The guy questions reality.

GUY: Wait... Didnt I just take a hit from my bong?

GUY (thinking): Maybe this is just the pot talking.

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Rachel sits at a booth wearing a Stop Looking At Me t-shirt. A waitress brings over fried chicken.

RACHEL: I didnt order any chicken.

WAITRESS: One of our customers had it sent over—no charge!

Interesting things you didn’t know about Tuna! I had the notion that aside from Rachel, who could hear Tuna talking all the time, other humans could only hear him if they were under the influence of drink or drug. I’m not even sure anyone else could see him. I’d heard rumors that people who take peyote hallucinate a black dog, and I thought, “Black dog? Or really big black cat!” Tuna’s a mysterious kitty, and he’s not above playing tricks on those out of sorts.

Also, did you notice his martini? Where did he get that?? Stupid Male Incident #5 Comic, Page 1