Stupid Male Incident #5, Page 2

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Rachel looks pleased with the chicken.

RACHEL: Awww, who could be so thoughtful? Somebody knows my ultimate weakness!

She wears an I heart Fried Chicken t-shirt.

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The guy watches Rachel eat while Tuna looks on smugly.

SFX: nibble lick sluurp

GUY: Ooooh, you were right, Mr. Black Cat Hallucination!

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Rachel eats more aggressively.

SFX: CRUNCH

GUY: Aah!

SFX: blanch

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Rachel continues devouring the chicken with increasing intensity.

SFX: CRRAACK!

GUY: Eek!

TUNA: Sweet Lord, make it stop!

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The guy looks horrified as bones splinter.

SFX: SPLINTER

TUNA: Hee hee!

SFX: bones

GUY: I think Im gonna pass out...

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Rachel finishes happily, oblivious to the trauma she caused.

RACHEL: That was delicious! Perhaps I have a secret admirer?

CAPTION: END

Copyright 2004 Rachel Nabors

I ***love ***fried chicken. But the bones on the chickens from the grocery stores are so weak, I can crunch them right up. You don’t notice how brittle they are until you’ve eaten a farm chicken. I used to raise chickens, and sometimes, yes, my mom and I would kill and eat one. It was always a lot of trouble, and we liked the chickens and their eggs more than the big scalding and plucking ordeal (after we removed poor chicky’s head, naturally). The bones on those birds were like beef bones, so hard even my dog couldn’t break them!

I get kind of crunchy when eating store chicken. The marrow is really good for you, as are the joints and connective tissues. Often I leave a pile of shards on my plate!

This is why I don’t eat chicken in public.

Comments (Archived)

  1. Hidle

    I love chicken too! CHICKEN POWER TO THE MAX! LOL XD