The Dating Game I

TITLE

Title: "The Dating Game" by Rachel Nabors

PANEL 1

Two women brag to Rachel (who wears a "Love me, love my cat" / "BIG SIP" shirt) about their boyfriends.

WOMAN 1: "My boyfriend is lead singer in a rock band, and next year he's going on tour!"

PANEL 2

WOMAN 2: "My boyfriend is a hacker, and he can bring international commerce to a crashing halt with only 376 bytes of code!"

Rachel smiles politely, holding up her hand.

PANEL 3

Woman 1 counters.

WOMAN 1: "Well, my boyfriend is a biker and he's a Hell's Angel!"

PANEL 4

The two women stare at Rachel expectantly. Rachel sips from her "BIG SIP" mug.

RACHEL: "Okay, you win."

DISCLAIMER

*"Disclaimer: Rachel does not actually have aforementioned boyfriend, or she would be too busy making out to draw this comic."

I believe I was referring to the first worm that ripped through cyberspace and really put “security” on the mass public’s radar. That would be the Slammer Worm. And yes, it would totally be hot to have a boyfriend who could write code like that. Well, unless he was a creep. But, I always liked to imagine the people who wrote these things as misunderstood, lethargic seekers of knowledge who needed a big hug and cuddle.