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Sparrow Speaks: the Cost of Sex
By Rachel Nabors
A large sparrow perches on a building near a diner.
PANEL 1
A guy named Bob shows a printout to Rachel and Sparrow.
BOB: "Check out this diagram I found online that proves girls are evil!"
The paper reads:
"Proof That Girls Are Evil
girls = time×money
and
time = money
therefore
girls = money×money
and money is the root of all evil
Money = √evil
so...
girls = (√evil)²
conclusion:
girls = evil"
PANEL 2
Sparrow responds sarcastically while Rachel looks annoyed.
SPARROW: "Wow, Bob. And I thought your sense of humor was limited to dick and fart jokes."
SPARROW: "I'm almost impressed."
PANEL 3
Sparrow crosses her arms and makes her point.
SPARROW: "Hmph."
SPARROW: "Guys always bitch about how much money they have to spend on their girlfriends."
SPARROW: "But what about our expenses?"