Things that rub me the wrong way: Cat Calls, Page 2

PANEL 1

A man in a car catcalls Rachel, who stands with arms crossed looking unimpressed.

MAN IN CAR: "Hey baby! You looking for a good time?"

RACHEL: "No, but I am looking for a police officer!"

PANEL 2

A bald man in a suit makes clicking noises at Rachel from behind a newspaper. Rachel looks at him skeptically.

MAN: "Tch tch!"

RACHEL: "'Tch tch?' Isn't that a noise you use to call horses?"

RACHEL: "Is this how you usually attract mates? Probably the four-legged kind."

PANEL 3

Rachel sarcastically addresses an embarrassed-looking older man in a suit. Hearts appear as she mocks his expectations.

RACHEL: "Do they honestly think this sort of behavior will get them laid?"

RACHEL (mockingly): "Oh, I want you so bad, you sexy, fat, old man, you! Take me now!"

PANEL 4

Rachel holds up a can of mace while the man recoils.

NARRATOR: What it will get them is a face full of mace.

RACHEL: "Back off!"