Things that rub me the wrong way: Computer Elitists, Page 3

PANEL 1: THE RANDOM JERK

A smug man in an argyle sweater vest mocks Rachel while she sits at her laptop looking annoyed.

THE RANDOM JERK: "Your laptop is so heavy and clunky! When did you get it, last millennium?"

THE RANDOM JERK: "Hahaha!"

SFX: BASH!

Rachel swings her laptop at his face.

PANEL 2

Rachel has smashed her laptop directly into the Random Jerk's face, leaving him dazed with stars around his head.

SFX: SPLORT!

PANEL 3

Rachel holds up her laptop triumphantly while the Random Jerk lies defeated on the ground, seeing stars.

RACHEL: "Well, that's one thing it's good for!"

THE RANDOM JERK: "Game over..."

I realize my alter ego assaults a lot of people. Previously we’ve seen her hose males down with pepper spray, and here she can be seen beating one with a laptop. And don’t forget all those times she’s beaten up Bob.

Fun fact: The Hewlett Packard logo on the back of that laptop has a Harry Potter lightning bolt between the H and the P.