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Title card with decorative text. Tuna the cat sits next to Rachel.
Title: Rachel the Great's Things That Rub Me the Wrong Way: SCENTS and Sensibility
TUNA: "With the fur! With!"
By Rachel Nabors
PANEL 1
Rachel sits at a counter with various lotion bottles, looking annoyed.
RACHEL: "I tried buying a shimmer lotion the other day."
RACHEL: "What the--?"
PANEL 2
Various lotion bottles and tubes are shown with flowery scent wisps coming off them. Products labeled "SHEER BEAUTY", "Summer Solace lotion", and "SMEXY" are visible.
NARRATOR: All of them were heavily perfumed.
NARRATOR: One dollop would overpower an opera house!
PANEL 3
Rachel reads a product, looking frustrated.
RACHEL: "And they didn't even smell like they were supposed to."
RACHEL: "That's fruity, not floral!"
PANEL 4
Rachel walks outside looking annoyed as a man catcalls her.
RACHEL: "I couldn't wear any of them without stinking like ye olden French brothel!"
MAN: "Hey baby! How much?"
RACHEL: "Not again."
